Dec 30, 2007

denial in beautiful

2007, gone?? wasn't it just the other day that schmuckoid narrowly made it back into the darkness of the White House for term Number Two (you know, more republican bowel movements)? i was pregnant then. and people wonder why i'm so damned cynical as a parent.

2007, crapped out and flushed down the toilet! another year floating in the sewage of the past what have i done??? i've blinged (or is that blang?). i've contained a monkey (raised the toddler pet). i've tolerated the majority of the idiots i've come across. i lost weight.

holy crap, i actually kept some of my new year's resolutions after all, who knew? i really wasn't trying to improve myself!!!

god, i'm such a mess.